Old one I found in my phone

This was from August 14, but I just found the note in my phone:

Making out with Tom cruise in a carnival ride (like salt and pepper shaker.  I wasn't scared, even though I wasn't sure how to stop the ride). 

Went to dinner with friends, had no clothes. Wasn't really concerned that I didn't have any clothes on, didn't feel embarrassed or exposed or anything, but I did feel like I was making other people uncomfortable with my nakedness.  Finally left to find clothes and Greg L followed me.  Taking on the way back, walking through LA/upstate New York? He said its so beautiful up here I just want to buy a house near Binghamton.  I said don't you live in Syracuse?