Disembodied Penis

Okay, this is going back a few days, so the details are mostly forgotten, but I just remembered part of it yesterday and I have to write it down, because it is so random.
We were living in a dorm-type situation (like ya do in dreams) and for some reason I had a disembodied penis. A real one, not like a dildo or something. And I couldn't stop touching it, and everyone was like, "Stop playing with your disembodied penis!" But I couldn't.
I'm at work, so I can't look for a picture to go along with this one. Maybe I will later.