Extra toes

My dreams have been a jumble of random boring images recently. However, one such image keeps popping into my head, and that is of myself with extra toes. This picture does not do it justice, though, for in the dream I counted 10 toes on each foot. But they were pretty like these toes, not gnarly and deformed like most of the pictures that come up when you google "extra toes". Anyway, then I looked at Emmett's feet, and he had extra toes, too.

I didn't really know what to make of these additions, and while still dreaming, I thought, "I should ask Cindy about this." So today I did (in real life), and she thinks that it means I am evolving. I wonder how ten toes on each foot would really give me any sort of advantage. Perhaps I could explore a career as a side show freak. But a pretty freak, not one that's all gnarly and deformed.