Naked at Work (what else is new?)

I am a total fucking cliche, but here it is:
I was alone at work, and I kept getting pulled from the library to do all kinds of tech stuff, and then I looked at the clock and realized I was 15 minutes late for a class that was coming into the library, and I ran back, and they were all waiting for me and another class had come, too, and the teachers were there, and I was supposed to show the kids a movie, but all the tvs were loaned out and I couldn't. Then I realized that I wasn't wearing any pants. I wondered if putting my pants on would attract too much attention to the fact that I had my pants on. I put them on anyway, and then realized I didn't have a bra on. Then the class left and the first graders came in. I took them to the picture book area to read them a book and Scott Younie was there. The school nurse came in and told me I had to go see the high school nurse with her. So I went to the high school and sat with them, while they chatted,and wouldn't let me leave, finally excused myself, get in the elevator an suddenly I'm in college again, only the dorm is this super hip MTV type mall place, with loud pop music playing, and I am young and thin and fit and making out with a young fit guy who I am desperately in love with.
Then I got outside and little kids are dressed in military garb, complete with gas masks and I remember I left the first graders alone in the library! Only it's now hours later, so someone must have come to get them and found out that I left them there.