Old one I found in my phone

This was from August 14, but I just found the note in my phone:

Making out with Tom cruise in a carnival ride (like salt and pepper shaker.  I wasn't scared, even though I wasn't sure how to stop the ride). 

Went to dinner with friends, had no clothes. Wasn't really concerned that I didn't have any clothes on, didn't feel embarrassed or exposed or anything, but I did feel like I was making other people uncomfortable with my nakedness.  Finally left to find clothes and Greg L followed me.  Taking on the way back, walking through LA/upstate New York? He said its so beautiful up here I just want to buy a house near Binghamton.  I said don't you live in Syracuse?

Feeding wildlife

I was driving at night and saw a bunch of injured animals.  They were all huddled together on a blanket on the side of the road.  I had raw steak in my car (?), so I tried feeding them, but they wouldn't take the meat from me.  Then the guy I was with started giving them raw hamburger and they were taking it.  I started giving everyone pieces of steak, and I was happy they were eating, but then they started getting aggressive about getting the food, surrounding me and snapping and stuff, and I was afraid they were going to attack me.  All of a sudden I realized it was a stupid idea to go into a mob of wild animals with a bunch of raw meat.

Goats and horses

I went to stay at a house that jay and Kerri were renting.  All of the neighbors who goats and they walked them on leashes on the sidewalk.  I was trying to walk into town and the goats were eating my clothes and butting me and I was getting mad and the goat owners didn't understand why I was mad, they thought it was cute.  And then a guy was feeding a goat a beer with a funnel.  And he was like "he loves beer! Watch how drunk he gets!" And I walked away because I didn't think it was fair to the goat or funny. 
Then I was at a hardware Store behind my house and I asked the guy who worked there to recommend a good bird seed and he sold me a $50 bag.  And told me it lasts for months.  I didn't believe him but I just went with it.  Then I came home and you were riding a horse in my back yard- across the creek on the path that goes by the pigs.  There were two horses- a friend of yours was riding the other one.  We had rescued them from somewhere, or they were wild? But you guys could totally ride them and we realized they had been ridden before.  Then they started doing these fancy dressage moves, and you guys were laughing and totally... Delighted I guess is the right word.