Saturday, March 13, 2010

Colorful Florida Beetles


I keep dreaming about being on vacation and seeing beautiful sights and wanting to take a picture but having trouble with my camera, every time, very frustrating. In the dreams I keep turning to my trusty old iPhone... dreamed we were on vacation but we were out West and it was cold, and I'm thinking "why did I buy all those books about Florida marine life? Didn't we want to go somewhere warm?" Then we were in Florida and I was walking along a boardwalk type path near the beach, and there were all kinds of strange, colorful beetles gathered on the sort of-handrail and I was trying to take pictures of them but -bien sur-was having trouble.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wolves and sausages


I needed to get from point A to point B, and needed to walk through a woody, rural area to get there. I knew there were wolves, but it was safe as long as it wasn't too dark. At one point I was walking with others along a snowy path (I think you - KT -were in front of me), and the wolves were upon us. We all froze, and I looked ahead of me where you lay and one wolf was just sniffing around your head, and I slowly realized he wasn't going to eat us. Still, later in the dream I had to walk from A to B in complete darkness, and started along the snowy road thinking "i've done this before and it was ok" but then walking along, hearing and vaguely seeing the silhouettes of several wolves running around and I thought - they'll fucking eat me if I walk here at night" so I turned around quickly and worried and ran off. At one point a dog-like creature ran along side of me but seemed handicapped somehow... when he came closer I saw that he had all kinds of leashes and clips on him, and I carefully released him thinking he could bite me but also he looked like a regular dog, almost a puppy...and he caused me no trouble.
At one point I was in a room where a radio commercial was being recorded, and Jessica Alba and J. Kransinski were recording a commercial for sausages. I briefly woke up and tried to burn the image of Jessica into my brain, a large sausage and a fat microphone in front of her face... I definitely thought "this is one for the blog..."
I don't think this was last night but recently dreamed that me, Sue and Heather got together for one crazy night, and I stepped with them onto an elevator and thenwoke up the next day not remembering anything but having all kinds of photos of shenanigans and being amazed I still had my wallet and phone with me... just realized that was totally because I watched "The Hangover" recently...


Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Snakes in the Car


The first word's out of Emmett's mouth this morning were, "Whoah, that was a weird dream."
Snakes were in our car. We stopped on the road and snakes got in the car. The doors were open. They were eating all of our food. Then I stabbed them. And ate them. And they tasted like delicious ice cream."
And when you google "car full of snakes", this is the first picture that comes up.